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"Positive...Mission Complete(o)" -Tres from Trinity Blood
Skippy's List:
87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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Drive drive your vultures home. You're killing me. Just Bury me.
Yeah, Well that's what I said. And I said exactly what I meant.
You're killing me. Just Bury Me.
-Blueprints for future homes;Norma Jean
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Beware of the Kimono Girls, they know voodoo.
RESPECT THE LITTLE GIRLS
Now now, no more salad until you finish your ice cream!
lovin you is easy cause you're beautiful
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Drive drive your vultures home. You're killing me. Just Bury me.
Yeah, Well that's what I said. And I said exactly what I meant.
You're killing me. Just Bury Me.
-Blueprints for future homes;Norma Jean
--
Beware of the Kimono Girls, they know voodoo.
RESPECT THE LITTLE GIRLS
Now now, no more salad until you finish your ice cream!
lovin you is easy cause you're beautiful
--
Drive drive your vultures home. You're killing me. Just Bury me.
Yeah, Well that's what I said. And I said exactly what I meant.
You're killing me. Just Bury Me.
-Blueprints for future homes;Norma Jean
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Sorry about being late, I got lost on the road of life. -Kakashi sensei
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Beware of the Kimono Girls, they know voodoo.
RESPECT THE LITTLE GIRLS
Now now, no more salad until you finish your ice cream!
lovin you is easy cause you're beautiful
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Sorry about being late, I got lost on the road of life. -Kakashi sensei
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